The I Don't Do Mornings Tee. The shirt makes the statement so you don't have to.
A regular-fit graphic tee for women who consider 7am a personal attack and "before coffee" a category of crime. The wording does the heavy lifting. The fit just shows up: clean shoulders, easy through the body, soft enough to fall back asleep in.
Pulled on for the school run you swore you'd skip, the kitchen at 10am, and any conversation that should have started two hours later than it did.
Feel: Naturally cooling. Moisture-wicking. Buttery soft. Low-pill. Light enough to sleep in.
Fit: Regular fit. Sits at the hip. True to size, not oversized.
Care: Cold wash inside out. Hang dry. Skip the bleach.
Sizing: XS to XL. Model is 5'8" wearing S.
Q: Will the print crack after a few washes?
A: Cold wash inside out keeps the print sharp. It's built to last the joke.
Q: Is it tight or loose?
A: Regular fit. Closer than the Sunday Tee, looser than a basic.
Q: Can I sleep in it?
A: Tested extensively. Yes.
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